sniper-smoran started following you
The Spider and the Sniper went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat.
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
all wrapped up in a five-pound note.
Or something like that.
I assume the last job went well, and this is you checking in. No rush…
Hello, girls and boys — Time for another riddle?
jimmytheyhardlyknewyou:
First to guess the answer picks their own prize.
Last weeks winner was SebastienneMoran.
What’s read but never written;
Laid but never loved;
and hard but often broken?
You’ve got until midnight (GMT) to answer, my lovelies.
Send your answers here.
Anonymous asked: "Is it a kindle, by any chance?"
Not even close, honey.
Try again.
Hello, girls and boys — Time for another riddle?
First to guess the answer picks their own prize.
Last weeks winner was SebastienneMoran.
What’s read but never written;
Laid but never loved;
and hard but often broken?
You’ve got until midnight (GMT) to answer, my lovelies.
Send your answers here.
Hello, girls and boys — How about a riddle?
jimmytheyhardlyknewyou:
First to guess it, states their own prize.
I reached around to hug you once, and never since then stopped;
your battered, torn companion; I can be changed but never swapped.
I’m full of holes and often leak, much to your detest;
and halfway through, I start to wave, until you’re laid to rest.
I’ll give you an hour to guess the answer. Don’t disappoint.
Hello, girls and boys — How about a riddle?
First to guess it, states their own prize.
I reached around to hug you once, and never since then stopped;
your battered, torn companion; I can be changed but never swapped.
I’m full of holes and often leak, much to your detest;
and halfway through, I start to wave, until you’re laid to rest.
I’ll give you an hour to guess the answer. Don’t disappoint.
femcroftholmes started following you
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her…
I’ll admit that isn’t my best.
Always a pleasure Mycroft.
Seesaw Reichenbach Fall,
Johnny shall have a new master.
He shall earn but a penny a day,
Because he can’t work any faster…
