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sniper-smoran started following you

The Spider and the Sniper went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat.
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
all wrapped up in a five-pound note.

Or something like that.

I assume the last job went well, and this is you checking in. No rush…


jakeslatermoran asked: "Answer t' the riddle: Boss, ye're such a poofter."

posted 2 years ago

Hello, girls and boys — Time for another riddle?

jimmytheyhardlyknewyou:

First to guess the answer picks their own prize.

Last weeks winner was SebastienneMoran.

What’s read but never written;

Laid but never loved;

and hard but often broken?


You’ve got until midnight (GMT) to answer, my lovelies. 

Send your answers here.


Anonymous asked: "Is it a kindle, by any chance?"

Not even close, honey.

Try again. 

posted 2 years ago

Hello, girls and boys — Time for another riddle?

First to guess the answer picks their own prize.

Last weeks winner was SebastienneMoran.

What’s read but never written;

Laid but never loved;

and hard but often broken?


You’ve got until midnight (GMT) to answer, my lovelies. 

Send your answers here.



Hello, girls and boys — How about a riddle?

jimmytheyhardlyknewyou:

First to guess it, states their own prize.


I reached around to hug you once, and never since then stopped;

your battered, torn companion; I can be changed but never swapped.

I’m full of holes and often leak, much to your detest;

and halfway through, I start to wave, until you’re laid to rest.


I’ll give you an hour to guess the answer. Don’t disappoint.


Hello, girls and boys — How about a riddle?

First to guess it, states their own prize.


I reached around to hug you once, and never since then stopped;

your battered, torn companion; I can be changed but never swapped.

I’m full of holes and often leak, much to your detest;

and halfway through, I start to wave, until you’re laid to rest.


I’ll give you an hour to guess the answer. Don’t disappoint.


femcroftholmes started following you

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her…

I’ll admit that isn’t my best.

Always a pleasure Mycroft.


Seesaw Reichenbach Fall,
Johnny shall have a new master.
He shall earn but a penny a day,
Because he can’t work any faster…